Budget cuts hit harder than caffeine withdrawals, but at least you’ve got this mug to survive the real horror show: Q4. Perfect for Halloween office parties, year-end happy hours, or those grim budget meetings where every sip feels like self-care.

Product details
Ceramic mug built tougher than your department’s headcount
Glossy finish with a vivid “Q4 The Massacre” print that won’t fade (unlike your bonus)
Available in 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz for light, medium, or executive-level suffering
Dishwasher & microwave safe, because you don’t have time for more “efficiencies”
Lead and BPA-free. Blank product sourced from China.

👉 A must-have for every survivor of expense reduction season. Pair it with sarcasm, spreadsheets, and extra coffee.

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).