Halloween is the one time of year we get to laugh at the things that scare us most. Vampires? Zombies? Werewolves? Please. What about real monsters that are waiting for you every Monday morning in the office?
At Bummerless, we’ve adapted your year-round workplace fears into a Corporate Halloween Collection designed to help you survive Q4 with humor and sarcasm. Because let’s face it: you don’t need a haunted house when you’ve got a budget meeting.
👔 1. Q4 The Massacre
Every office veteran knows it: October doesn’t just mean pumpkin spice, it means the bloody season of budget cuts, layoffs, and “strategic realignments.”
Our Q4 The Massacre tee and accessories captures the horror with a suited executive, butcher knife in hand, framed by a hockey mask collage. Splattered red bubbles finish the scene.
👉 Perfect for office happy hours, Halloween parties, or end-of-year office celebrations for those who survived. 🔥GET 15%OFF with Code: EOD15
🗂️ 2. Happy Monday - The Toxic Micromanager
Forget witches and goblins, the scariest monster is the clipboard-wielding micromanager who lives to haunt your inbox and slack team chat.
The Happy Monday design features a monstrous boss, complete with a death glare and the old school clipboard. On the page? The phrase every professional dreads: “By E.O.D.”
👉 Use it after logging off from work and having fun with teammates, and to gift and surprise coworkers during Secret Santa, White Elephant or Yankee Swap party.
🤪 Please don't wear it on your next 1:1 performance review, neither on the HR’s mandatory “team-building” day. 🔥GET 15%OFF with Code: EOD15
🧟 3. Horror Resources Department - The Cold Playbook
Ah, HR, the place where ethics sometimes go to die and company culture gets embalmed.
Our Horror Resources Department tee features a smiling zombie couple cuddling at a concert, blissfully following the “Cold Playbook.” Because when C-level execs need cover, HR is always there with a smile and a branded stress ball.
👉 The perfect look for anyone who’s been “performance managed” into silence. 🔥GET 15%OFF with Code: EOD15
🕸️ Why Corporate Halloween Matters
Halloween in the office doesn’t need another “funny tie” or plastic pumpkin. It’s your chance to satirize the realities of corporate life and reclaim a little power.
And unlike inspirational LinkedIn posts written by someone’s marketing intern, these designs hit home. They’re bold, they’re funny, and they’re painfully relatable.
🛒 Get Yours Before HR Sends the Memo
🎃 Available now in tees, hoodies, mugs, and more.
📦 Shipped in time for Halloween office parties, happy hours, and your annual Q4 nightmare.
Because the only thing scarier than budget cuts is showing up without a costume.
👉 Shop the collection here: ALL HALLOWEEN PRODUCTS
Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).
