This sarcastic tee is a crowd-pleaser at Halloween office parties or casual Fridays that feel like horror shows. The monster-faced micromanager design turns your Monday dread into Halloween humor.

Our design is a love letter to all the employees who’ve survived obnoxious vibes, “circling back”, “quick syncs”, and “E.O.D.” demands.

Product details:
100% ring-spun cotton, breathable enough for forced team-building
Garment-dyed for that vintage “I’ve been here too long” look
Relaxed fit, because tight collars are for micromanagers
Sturdy hems that hold up better than your company’s HR policies

👉 Wear it every Monday to wash off the passive-aggressive vibes, or every day if you really want to commit to the bit.

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).