The leaves are falling, the budgets are too. Cozy up in this heavyweight fleece hoodie while the finance team sharpens their knives for the annual Q4 massacre.

Ideal for crisp fall mornings, chilly office air conditioning, or Halloween happy hours where you toast to “cost efficiencies.”

Product details
65% cotton / 35% polyester fleece blend — softer than your boss’s empathy
Warm, cozy inside to get you through end-of-year cuts and cold commutes
Classic streetwear look that layers perfectly under your “I survived Q4” attitude
Runs small — order one size up unless you enjoy feeling like payroll compression

👉 Perfect fall staple for sarcastic survivors of budget season and spooky office politics.

Pro-tip: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. For a very relaxed fit, two size ups. Check the our size guide.

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).