Fall is for pumpkin spice, cozy hoodies, and pretending HR cares. This zombie couple design brings undead love bond to the office, because nothing says “we’ve got your back” like HR covering for leadership.

Perfect for chilly town halls, sarcastic Friday wear, or corporate Halloween parties where the scariest part is still the HR policy handbook.

Product details
Cotton/poly fleece blend that outlasts your “mandatory fun” enthusiasm
Warm enough for outdoor fall nights, cold enough for HR’s “open door policy”
Classic hoodie cut with ribbed cuffs for scrolling LinkedIn during layoffs

👉 A cozy fall hoodie with a satirical bite, wear it to your next Halloween office happy hour, or whenever HR ghosts you.

Pro-tip: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. For a very relaxed fit, two size ups. Check the our size guide.

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).