Nothing warms the soul like HR’s cold playbook. This zombie couple mug pokes fun at the undead department that ghosts your complaints but always shows up for town halls and “culture” campaigns.

Take it to the next Halloween office party or keep it at your desk as your unofficial HR survival kit.

Product details
Ceramic mug softer than HR’s social media posts but harder than their policies
Glossy zombie print that’s creepily cheerful, just like “mandatory fun” emails
Comes in 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz sizes for whatever level of denial you need
Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your job security
Lead and BPA-free

👉 Great for Halloween gifts, sarcastic desk-ware, or low-key protest at the next company “all-hands.”

Product dimensions
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).