When budget season meets Halloween, only the braves survive. This t-shirt is for the real office warriors who've endured “expense optimization,” “headcount alignment,” and the dreaded Q4 massacre. Wear it proudly to signal you’ve made it through another fiscal fright fest.

Product Details
100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough for long budget calls
Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric that lasts longer than corporate promises
Relaxed fit so you can breathe even when the CFO cuts your department
Durable double-needle stitching for those “surprise” all-hands meetings

👉 Perfect for Halloween parties, office Zoom calls, or just rolling your eyes in comfort while leadership talks “synergy.”

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).