It's halloween and we are renaming HR to Horror Resources Department. A t-shirt in tribute to all soulless policies and “fun” initiatives that distract employees to cover for leadership interests.

This zombie couple remind us that corporate business love and loyalty is undead, cold, cuddly, and always smiling for the CEO’s social media post.

Product details
100% ring-spun cotton – softer than your annual “mandatory gratitude survey”
Heavyweight fabric tough enough for endless town halls
Relaxed fit for maximum comfort when nodding through pointless workshops
Durable stitching, unlike that “open-door policy”

👉 A must-have for anyone who’s been ghosted by HR, denied a bonus, or invited to a “fun” off-site that wasn’t fun at all.

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).