Start your week the way your boss intended: with unnecessary pressure and a monster-eyed micromanager glaring from your mug.

Whether you’re trapped in Monday meetings or making small talk at a Halloween office party, this mug screams “by E.O.D.” louder than your inbox.

Product Details:
Durable ceramic for caffeine doses strong enough to endure micromanagement
Glossy “Happy Monday” monster print that survives countless forced syncs
Available in 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz for interns, managers, and caffeine-deprived directors
Dishwasher & microwave safe, unlike your sanity
Lead and BPA-free. Blank product sourced from China.

👉 Perfect gag gift for corporate Halloween happy hours, or just a daily passive-aggressive desk accessory.

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).