Fall chills got nothing on a micromanager’s cold stare. This fleece sweatshirt keeps you warm while the clipboard-wielding monster demands your soul “by E.O.D.”

Wear it to survive your Monday meetings, sarcastic office parties, or just to wrap yourself in irony while HR calls it “team culture.”

Product details
Cozy fleece interior for warmth during endless status updates
Relaxed streetwear fit that says “I’ve given up, but stylishly”
Long sleeves perfect for crossing your arms in silent rebellion

👉 Great for fall weather layering, office Halloween parties, or coffee-fueled Monday dread.

Pro-tip: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size. For a very relaxed fit, two size ups. Check the our size guide.

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).