Survive budget cuts with smoother mouse moves. This Q4 massacre mouse pad is the ultimate desk companion for those “optimize expenses” meetings where you need comfort, sarcasm, and caffeine more than leadership’s motivational jargon.

Perfect for spicing up your cubicle or WFH setup this Halloween season.

Product details
Soft polyester surface for smooth, silent rage-clicking
Non-slip rubber base that grips harder than finance grips the budget
Rounded edges for that “at least my mousepad cares” vibe
Standard size (8.7″ × 7.1″), ideal for spreadsheets, layoff emails, or Halloween memes

👉 A must-have fall accessory for anyone bracing for Q4 horror shows.

Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

Disclaimer: All characters and scenarios are fictional and created for satirical purposes only. Not your boss (we hope).